What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?